The following are real quotes about Thomas D'Anieri offered by his friends, family, peers, and coaches.
"The most intelligent sophomore at CMC and a future valedictorian"
"I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft J. I'm not sure but apparently he just runs for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild"
"Personally, one of our favorite residents"
--Governors Charlie Baker and Jerry Brown, said in unison
"I wish he was further from home"
"Okay, I guess"
"Brah gnar shred grom kook chill slam Kiwi pitted send it duuude"
"His 2016 multi-duals was the single most disappointing race I have ever seen"
"Thomas ran a good, strong race at multi-duals last year. We'll see if he can catch me this fall"
"My best friend"
"The GOAT. Just like Brady. Takes cold showers. Fire Goodell."
"I would hate to race him at Nationball"
"What do you want to know about my protege? Oh, no, I have no idea how he got a concussion"
"The best runner CMS has ever seen"